Saturday, April 16, 2005
No Smirking
National No Smirking Day
The election campaign has coincided with a massive rise in public demand to move the annual National No Smirking Day to May 5th. this year. We are all well aware that smirking can be dangerous to your wealth, and is a major drain on the resources of the National Health Service. Senior consultants have described the effects of smirking as detrimental to their work in conquering suffering and increasing patient care, they blame targets set by smirkers as a contributing factor in the decline of community health standards.
Tory leader Michael Howard has taken up the cause and announced that should the Conservatives be elected they will increase resources for smirking cessation sessions, pending any pan-European ban on smirking in public places, he has commisioned his old mate Curly to produce a "smirk free zone" poster for use during the campaign.
I gladly reproduce it below.
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The election campaign has coincided with a massive rise in public demand to move the annual National No Smirking Day to May 5th. this year. We are all well aware that smirking can be dangerous to your wealth, and is a major drain on the resources of the National Health Service. Senior consultants have described the effects of smirking as detrimental to their work in conquering suffering and increasing patient care, they blame targets set by smirkers as a contributing factor in the decline of community health standards.
Tory leader Michael Howard has taken up the cause and announced that should the Conservatives be elected they will increase resources for smirking cessation sessions, pending any pan-European ban on smirking in public places, he has commisioned his old mate Curly to produce a "smirk free zone" poster for use during the campaign.
I gladly reproduce it below.
Click to enlarge
Powergen Intermediate Cup Final
Sadly I must report that our brave and proud heroes from Westoe Rugby Football Club have failed in their efforts to bring the Powergen Intermediate Cup home to South Shields. Despite losing 21-11 to Morley it was a close fought game with Westoe piling on the pressure in the second half and keeping Morley on the back foot. However, we we will all remain intensely proud of their achievements in reaching this Twickenham final and gaining promotion within the same week.
With a little luck (depending on how fit the participants will be after tonight's party in Staines) I should be able to post some pictures of Westoe's day out in the capital tomorrow evening.
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